Preface

by Gianfranco Natoli



ADDA PASSÀ ‘A NUTTATA

The exams never end. Never so true, especially now that feminists and the sexual revolution have suddenly forced us to face the harsh reality, resetting millennia of sweet and comfortable macho-sexist privileges.
Now we can no longer cheat, we can no longer afford to be caught unprepared, with the risk of humiliating and unbearable rejection. And with this lightning-fast Internet system, you can be sure the whole world will know about it within ten minutes.
Needless to say, we men are cornered. For thousands of years, we have managed to hide our obvious deficiencies and apathy…

In short it is also true that, thanks to brute force (first), ignorance (always) and Divine Providence (roughly in the last two thousand years), we that are representatives of the stronger sex have often managed to prevent it by saving the honour with dignity and avoiding the ignominy of escape…

And so it was that Society defended itself by creating another of those highly innovative and only apparently revolutionary institutions: the brothels. Here, sheltered from critical eyes and under the motto "paying allows me not to give pleasure", the male was allowed for a few more centuries to avoid irritating confrontations and even strenuous performances. A state of psycho-physical well-being unfortunately ended with the emergence in the 1960s of the woman sapiens capable of articulating profound concepts, such as "sex is mine I manage it"…

We are experiencing truly terrible years. The alibis have disappeared, as have the brothels as well, and no one can escape from that long-avoided obligation: to make one's partner feel pleasure.
Even the statistics seem to conspire against human male weaknesses. This is not the time to start crying, but to look at the numbers with sufficiency, as if the matter did not concern us: in 2016, an Italian on average had 102 sexual intercourses a year; in 2018, it dropped to 92; and in 2000, we slightly exceeded eighty intercourses. And since the picci-pocci usually lasts 7 minutes, you can realize that we have lost very little sleep. It is then unnecessary to cry over the fact that almost 30 percent of Italians between 25 and 60 have a decrease in sexual desire, 26 percent have problems with premature ejaculation, 21 percent fear intercourse, and 20 percent are impotent.
Don't think about it, these are just numbers, and it matters little if they are real. But if you just can't help but get depressed and risk suicide, don't worry; there is a solution, and it is not called a love pill. It is to play sports, to run, to train—not to go to the Olympics but to go on the bed where, if you are not afraid of your partner, you can launch yourself into a long marathon full of satisfaction (hopefully) and first prizes.
What you will find in this strictly medical-scientific study, prepared with patience and love by Dr. Bruno Fabbri, will help get you on the podium. A life lesson that After reading this treatise, no one will be able to escape: not the men, who are definitely called to be men, and not the women, who will have to forget the age-old headaches, the intercostal pains, the worries for the baby who might wake up, the soup that needs to be put on to heat, and the washing machine that needs to be emptied.
There will be no more excuses for anyone, and the urge will have to return to everyone, including those who will have to resume performing at home. Let's get ready, then, to put on our workout clothes before getting under the sheets with baby dolls and designer boxers. To help you, don’t worry, these pages will take care of it, where you will find not only pills of wisdom but a real locker of knowledge and know-how, from which to draw with both hands to interpret life more lightly, devoting more time to sex, to yourself (and it is not certain that the two things sometimes cannot coincide), to sports, and to sexual sporting entertainment...

And then, to quote Eduardo again, anyway, "adda passà 'a nuttata..." the night will have to pass, then why not do it with someone?...